Dave Stanyo
Serving industry since 1964 · Founded Micro-E in 1976 · 8 years with IBM in various
high level capacities · 7 years with Xerox Corporation in key marketing and sales
positions · 12 years serving the metals industry · 6 years serving the electronics
and aerospace industry in the areas of high vacuum deposition and space environment
simulation · Guest lecturer at Cal-Tech and MIT over a 7-year period · Accomplished
student and licensed practitioner of the occult and para-psycological phenomenon ·
Acclaimed lecturer on ethics and honesty-in-business practices, political science
and alchemy · Casual hero · Child prodigy · Aspiring but ner-do-well marketeer and
copywriter.
Joanne Colvin
35 years with 3M Company in various key positions · Certified at expert level in
computer sciences, advanced graphics and data management technology · Popular guest
lecturer at various socio-technical functions · 7 years experience presenting seminars
on business ethics, functions, planning and corporate structuring · PhD's in Divinity
from Catholic, Baptist and Jewish seminaries · Bachelor's degree in human resource
management, home economic sciences and animal husbandry · Founder and managing director
of Our Lady of the Streets Religious Shelter And Behavior Modification Center ·
Chairperson of the Shelter's alternate careers program · Recipient of the coveted Elmer
Gantry award for moral and ethical accomplishments in the religious field for two consecutive
years.
